My Favorite Things
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Dildos and corsets and chain mail bikinis,
Black leather cages you lock on your weenies,
Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings.
These are a few of my favorite things ...

When the lash bites,
When the crop stings,
When it hits the Spot,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And it makes me feel ... so hot!

Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather,
Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together,
Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys.
These are a few of my favorite toys ...

Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds,
Dildos and butt plugs to stop up your ass holes,
Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel.
All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbors can't tell ...

Bottle green panties like the girls wore in school,
A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool,
Black halter tops and a PVC skirt.
And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!

Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather,
Rubber and latex are fun in all weather,
Canes of rattan that deliver a sting.
All these and more are my favorite things!

When the lash bites,
When the crop stings,
When it hits the Spot,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And it makes me feel ... so hot!


WE THREE DOMS

We three Doms from Omaha are
bearing whips we travel afar.
ropes & straps, chains & cuffs
and a corset tightening bar.

Born to humiliate and shame
Gold we earn, but we mustn't maim.
Pain for ever, ceasing never
over you miserable twerps we reign.

Gags and straps we offer
Anything is no bother;
Leather or Rubber what's your pleasure?
Worship us while you suffer...

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